Easter Bunny is Coming to Town~NAP Style 2
Chapter 2: The Traditions Begin(The Present)Back with the train conductor, Kluger glanced a bit to the worried Imaginary letters.Kluger: Oh let me tell you: Little Sunny and friends were in lots of trouble.Chugs: Lots of trouble, lots of trouble, lots of trouble, lots of trouble...(The Past)The bear death glared at the group for a moment.Gadzooks: Anymore eggs, rrrrabbits?Sunny: (pause) What's the magic word?Gadzooks: Now!Sunny: Now, now, that isn't the magic word.Gadzooks: Uh, uh....tree?Plague Knight: Nope.Sticks: (to the others) No wonder he can't think.Plague Knight: Well in that case, bear man, I'm afraid you lose. But you DO earn a consolation prize...Gadzooks: You mean no eggs?!Sunny: (shivers) N-n-no. Nothing but a lot of colored stones to sell as paper weights.Miss Calamity: Uh yeah, yeah. Or as pet rocks.Mr. Messy: (frowns) I like the "Gak" better.Gadzooks: Gadzooks, what do I want with stones?!Mr. Bump: Throw them into the windows to attract girls? That's how Fidget tried with Calamity.Miss Calamity: (frowns) And smashes my window, which is why the restraining order been moved up to 15 feet!Gadzooks: Bah! I live on Big Rock, rrrabbit and comrades. I wants eggs!He tossed the rabbits down.Gadzooks: You go back and get me eggs.Pew: (frowns) Really? And what would be the punishment if we refuse?Gadzooks: I grind your bones to....(blinks) Wait, no, that be giant. Let's see....what do bears do again?Plague Knight: Oh probably be a big ol' dum dum with a big ol' problem.Gadzooks: (snaps) I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM!!A few winced with Mr. Nervous yelping.Mr. Nervous: GAH!Gadzooks: I got no time for this! (points) Now go get me MY meal!Sunny: (in fear) Uh some other time.Batula: Ve gotta go, sorry.Most: Bye.They quickly dart.Gadzooks: Gadzooks. That ain't the way to Kidville.Betemesis: We know!Mona: And why WE are getting away from you!Miss Calamity: Yeah, go away, you creepy bear with a problem!Gadzooks: Bah! I no have no problem! Foxes got problems with wanting eat rabbits!Bowser: So do you with your temper.Bowser Jr.: Yeah, go eat a gru, you walnut size skinny bear in fat coat.Gadzooks: OH THAT'S IT!He tried to run over to the ones hopping, though tripped and crashed to the bottom of the mountain as he groaned.Gadzooks: Rrrrabbits!They only continued running.Kruger's Voice: Well, he does got a problem but won't admit it sadly.At the front of Town's gate, the group panted with the rabbits, looking back, continuing to run before they collided with the guards who wobble upon colliding, falling with them.Rabbits: Ow.Plague Knight: (groans/lifts mask) Well that hurt like hell.Guard: Who dares knocked into us when we were just standing around, minding our own business?!Inez: (approaching) Are you guys okay?The rabbits groaned as they were lifted with the eggs quickly put in basket.Sunny: Uh I think so.Other Guard: (fixing helmet) Uh w-who goes there?Sunny: (lifts him) Us, sir.Then, one of the colored eggs were given to him, confusing him.Sunny: Uh Happy Easter?Guard: Easter?Mr. Bump: Yep! It's the day Jesus came from the grave! We must celebrate it less it be ruined!Other Guard: (confused) Where's the logic in that?They looked at the egg given to first guard.Guard: (confused) And what is this?Sunny: Well I guess you'd call it an Easter Egg.Other Guard: Uh Easter egg?Mr. Bump: Yeah.Shy Guy: And one for you too.Lakitu: (gives egg) Here you go.Guards: Easter Eggs? (wincing) Yuck.Kluger's Voice: And that was the first time anybody ever called it that.Sunny: (grins) Why not give it a try? Peel one and take a bite.Guard: Not me. I'm not gonna be first. Doesn't look like it'll taste good anyway.Other Guard: Yeah. Me neither.Kazooie: Ugh, it figures.Banjo: Awww, now don't be picky. What about eggs?Guard: We don't like eggs either if it's THAT disgusting. Looks like someone laid these eggs.Mr. Nervous: I don't think so. They're painted.Other Guard: And I'm not sure if I even WANT to tr.Sunny: Well, if everybody felt that way, we'd probably still be eating leaves and flowers.Sonic: He's right. You can't be picky about what you eat if you don't know how it tastes.Rouge: Yeah, it's like if you don't eat broccoli the first time instead of beans.Psycho: (gasps) Rouge, do NOT bring up broccoli in this conversation! You know I can't tolerate that crap!Batula: You're missing ze point on all of zis!!Tails: They got a point. Someone's gotta be first, you know.Lakitu: I smell another lame cheesy song coming up.Weasels: Start the music.Kazooie: AHHH! NOT THAT!Banjo: Too late.(Flashback)In the past, a caveman similar to the first guard was seen eating oyster before spitting out a pearl.Sunny's Voice: (singing) The first man to eat an oyster,To his great shock, he found a pearl.Another caveman was seen shining a crystal rock with a cavewoman approaching before she was given the crystal, her gasping as she kissed him, the male blushing.Nack's Voice: (singing) The first man to shine that rock,Found the best friend of a girl.The two were then seen trading.Voices: (singing) Someone's gotta be first,All things gotta be faced.Another woman noticed the man spitting a pearl as she took it, then kissed him before looking at it with the second one taking out a pearl as well.Voices: (singing) Someone's gotta brave the worst,Someone's gotta take a taste.Then, a pickle was seen as the first caveman began eating it with his face turning green as he ate.Batula's Voice: (singing) The first man to eat a pickle,Said this cucumber's rather dill.Then, the other caveman was using a pickaxe to dig with him glancing at a rock and tossing it.Sonic's Voice: (singing) The first man to find a salt mine,Thought the worth of it was nil.Then, the first caveman with pickle jar was hit on the head, the rock breaking as it salted the pickles, him noticing and tasting it before smiling.Voices: (singing) Someones gotta be first,All things gotta be faced.He gave the other salted pickle to his friend before the two shook hands with a sign marked "Joe & Bill's Salty Pickles" was seen.Voices: (singing) Someone's gotta brave the worst,Someone's gotta take a taste.Later, the first man was seen walking a bit before he tripped, showing potatoes on his foot.Wander's Voice: (singing) The first man to eat potatoes,He stumbled on the basic roots.It then showed the second one finding an onion before peeling it, leaving nothing as he looked confused.Banjo's Voice: (singing) And the first man to eat an onion,What a strange, peculiar fruit.The two were then seen trading the food together.Voices: (singing) Someone's gotta be first,All things gotta faced.Then, the second ate some onion with his face turning red with tears while the one eating potato looked surprised before the two smiled.Voices: (singing) Someone's gotta brave the worst,Someone's gotta take a taste!(End Flashback)The two men having peeled their eggs ate their eggs with grins.Both: Mmmmm. Delicious.Most: (singing) Someone's gotta take a taste!As the song was ending, the two guards moved aside as they happily let them in the town.Guard: Hmmm, Green Egg. You know what this needs?Guard 2: Ham?Guard: Green Eggs....and Ham? Both: (pauses) Nah.Guard 2: It'll never catch on.In the town, the group entered with a few grinning.Mr. Bump: Easter Eggs. Get your Easter Eggs here.The adults muttered with some shocked as Tron showed the egg.Tron: Curtosy of Kidville's Easter Bunny and friends.Man: Kids? We never had kids.Woman: Must be nice....Other Woman: I remember having lost my newborn during a storm once and the animals...I never saw her again.Tron: Huh...one of the kids mentioned about being lost in a storm...Banjo: Kazooie, you don't think-?Kazooie: Maybe. (shouts) Get your eggs here!They each smile while holding their eggs.Kluger's Voice: Well, the citizens of town were delighted with the Easter Eggs.Boy Stamp's Voice: But why didn't he hide them? I thought he always hid them.Kluger's Voice: Hiding them came later. Now don't get ahead of the story.Inside the castle, the green egg was given to Bruce.Kluger's Voice: Of course no one was more delighted than little King Bruce.The boy smiled as he hopped off his chair.King Bruce: Wow! What is it?Sunny: (grins) An Easter Egg.Bruce: Why Easter Egg?Sunny: Well cuz it's got springtime colors and my friends and I'm giving it on Easter.Mr. Bump showed his blue egg with a painted cross on it.Mr. Bump: Plus it's the holiest things God and His Son would approve to give hope to the world...hopefully.Miss Calamity: I'm pretty sure they would, Mr. Bump.Bowser Jr.: Have you been watching those Something About videos again?Bowser: (frowns) Especially ones about the stupid overpowered characters and ME humiliated?Mr. Bump: (grins) They're actually pretty funny when you get passed all those, you two.King Bruce: If this is an Easter egg, then you must be the Easter Bunny.Sunny: Well, nobody's ever called me that before.King Bruce: Sure they did.Sunny: (confused) Who?King Bruce: Me. I'm the king, and what I say goes.Miss Chatterbox: Yeah, Easter Bunny is a perfect name for you when you do this on Easter.Sunny: (chuckles) Well okay. (smiles) Well, if you say so.He then kneeled as the boy used the scepter on him.King Bruce: I hereby dub you the Easter Bunny, royal knight of the rainbow eggs.He looked amazed a bit.Wander: (teary eyed) Wow...Kluger's Voice: And that's how he got his name and rank.Boy Envelope's Voice: Ah, that's how.Banjo: (looks up) Yep, it is.King Bruce: (holds egg) What do you do with these Easter Eggs?Sunny: Eat 'em.King Bruce: Just like an ordinary egg?Sunny: (ponders) Well I guess they're not ordinary. I guess there should be a sort of a ritualKing Bruce: What ritual?Betemesis: Uh good question.Mr. Tickle: We can tickle the eggs first, then eat 'em.Mr. Scatterbrain tickled his, then bit his egg without removing the shell, then spit the shell pieces.Mr. Scatterbrain: My green egg tastes yucky, Mr. Tickle.The grumpy Mr. Man only face palmed.Mr. Grumpy: D'oh! You don't eat it like that, you noodle head!Pew: (frowns) Ye is suppose to remove the shell first.Mr. Scatterbrain: (confused) I do?Sunny: (sweatdrops) Maybe you should let someone else give it a try.He picked up a yellow egg.Sunny: Let's see...first, you hold it up and look at it.They glanced at their own eggs, though Pew frowned a bit.Pew: What color is mine?Sunny: (pause) Red?Wander: Oh, we forgot to mention: He's blind. Literally.Sunny: (realizes) Ooooh.He turned to the boy.Sunny: Anyway, like I said: Look at your egg...or in the rat's case, feel it. And then you say, "Oooooh, isn't that pretty?"King Bruce: "Oooooh, isn't that pretty?"Bowser: (glares) I'm not saying that.Sylvia: Me either.Rouge: Well it's not for everyone.Sunny: (nods) Yeah, then you sort of look concerned and say, "it seems a shame to eat it".King Bruce: (looks at egg) "It seems a shame to eat it".Bowser Jr.: Not saying that either.Sunny: (nods) Uh-huh. Then you kind of think it over and you say, "Heck, that's what Easter Eggs are for".King Bruce: (grins) "Heck, that's what Easter Eggs are for".Sunny: Right, then you say...Suddenly the koopaling hits his toe on a chair making him yelp.Bowser Jr.: Argh! Son of a gun! That hurts like the dickens!!!King Bruce: "Argh! Son of a gun! That hurts like the di...."Sunny: (quickly) No no no no! You don't say that.Kazooie: (showing phone) But it is pretty funny.Sunny: Anyway, let's head to the table.Girl Envelope's Voice: That's just the way it always happens at my house.Kluger's Voice: Mine tooMr. Tickle: (looks upward) Mr. Grumpy's three.Mr. Grumpy: (frowns) Tickle, stop interacting with the narrator. It's gonna confuse everyone.Then, the egg was tapped lightly.Sunny: Then you sorta peel the colored shell off...The shell was slowly peeled around.Sunny: And if you're a really stirring expert, you keep it all in one piece.Sunny's showed his shell in a single spiral as did Bruce's.King Bruce: (smiles) I'm an expert! I'm an expert!However, Sticks showed hers broke in half.Sticks: (frowns) I got a broken egg.Batula: Peel it slowly, zat's how it's done.Bruce: Now do we eat 'em?Bowser: Finally, munch time.Dingo: I'm with you.However, the rabbits stopped them.Plague Knight: Wait! Stop!Sunny: Not the whole darn thing at once!Bowser: (anger mark) OH COME ON!!Shy Guy: YOU should've been paying attention to the egg classes.Mr. Fussy: Shy Guy's right. There's an art to eating eggs properly. I know because I teach etiquette at times.Goomba: (frowns) They're boring, though.Plague Knight: Look, just let us finish and show how it's done, okay, kids?Dingo: Ugh, fine! Spoil sport.The salt on the unshelled eggs was salted a bit.Sunny: First you kind of nibble at the white...The white part was nibbled down to the yolk.Sunny: Then when you got nothing left, but the yoke, you sort of consider it...study it...sniff it a little.He sniffed it as did Bruce.Sunny: Wonder about its magic and color and...Then, he gulped down the yolk.Sunny: Down it goes.The boy did the same.Sunny: Ah, delicious.King Bruce: Ah, delicious.Sunny: And that's the traditional way of eating an Easter Egg, starting now.Bowser: (pauses) I prefer my own method of eating it.Most: (singing) Someone's gotta be first,All things gotta faced.Sunny & Wander: (singing) Someone's gotta brave the worst,Most: (singing) Someone's gotta take a taste!More eggs were shown as a familiar duchess with spectacles handle on hand glanced inside.Lilly: (frowns) What's going on here?Kazooie: (frowns) Uh oh, here comes the annoying antagonist of the episode.King Bruce: (waves) Oh hi, Aunt Lily.He showed the egg Mr. Bump was about to bite.King Bruce: You want an Easter Egg? We've got loads of them.Lilly: let me see those.She took one, then glanced at it.Lilly: (frowns) Oh what boga colors.She used her spectacles, realizing.Lilly: Wait a moment, this is a real egg. You know that beans are the only food allowed.Mona: Ma'am, we were TRYING to give eggs to those who would need them. I mean don't you ever get tired of beans?Mr. Scatterbrain: Bean beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot.Mr. Bump: Bean beans, they're good for your heart! The more you eat, the more you....Some: (annoyed) NO!Lilly: (frowns) How dare you say that about the only legal AND mandatory food allowed here!Psycho: Yeesh, you're more stingy than the Mewmans who only eat corn.Lilly: (noticing) What are those?King Bruce: Oh, (points to Sunny) this is Sunny, the Easter Bunny.Sunny: (bows) Your ladyship.Plague Knight: (waves) Hi, I'm Plague Knight. You keep insulting the best eggs, you can scratch my fuzzy butt.Lilly: (horrified/gasps) RODENTS! Rats! Hairy little animals (angrily) in the king's chambers!She screamed as she tried to snag the rabbits.Psycho: CRAZY LADY! RUN RUN BEFORE SHE EATS US!!!Sarah: Or worse: Send us to the dungeons!They quickly evaded her as she screamed and tried snagging them.Sonic: Sorry, but we got to get home. Later.With that, most jump away as she tried to snag one of them, missing. She groaned, then closed the window as she glanced at her nephew.Lilly: (to Bruce) You must pass a new law immediately:: all eggs are illegal and Easter eggs are expressly forbidden! Ha-ha-ha-ha.King Bruce: What about other foods not beans?Lilly: ESPECIALLY other foods. And ESPECIALLY the disgusting corn the Mewmens worship the heck out of!King Bruce: (sadly) No. NO!!Lilly: Immediately!He sadly only departed.King Bruce: So be it...Lilly: (shocked) What?King Bruce: (snaps) SO BE IT!!Lilly: You dare to snap and talk back at me?! Remember: I'm the ONLY relative I have, so you MUST treat me as so!King Bruce: This is because you never HAD a childhood, did you?Lilly: And now, just for THAT remark, your royal majesty, you will go to bed without supper.King Bruce: Yes, Aunt Lilly.Lilly: Ugh! Children are s-s-s-so terrible sometimes!Kluger's Voice: If you think she is like the Mother Superior who hates children because she doesn't have a nice childhood, then you could be right.That night, the duchess chucked before blowing the candles out, then left. Once she was gone, the boy in night clothes sniffed sadly before the window was opened, him noticing.King Bruce: Sunny!Most: SHHHH!!Mr. Fussy: (quietly) Not so loud.Sunny: Sorry I made you miss your supper.King Bruce: It's alright. It was just going to be beans again anyway.Wander: What kind of relative would do such a thing to this child?Sylvia: Yeesh. Maybe you should tell your mom and dad about what she does.King Bruce: (saddened) I don't have a mom and dad.Most wince a bit.Nack: OOoh...uh...I...Pew: We uh...know how ye feel.Psycho: Yeah, some of us are orphans ourselves, kid.Nack: Why do you put up with her?King Bruce: She's the only relative I got left.Batula: Hoo boy...yeah, I know how it is vith putting up vith relatives. Hiram has to deal vith his mother at times too.Sunny: (ponders) Maybe when we come back next Easter, my friends and I could bring some beans. A very special Easter beans.Mr. Scatterbrain: (gasps) Magic Easter beans?Mr. Bump: Not the ones you plant in the ground and grow a beanstalk, right?Mr. Messy: (to Sunny) We'll explain later.Sonic: And considering we're in the past and stuck here for a while 'til the next Nega Emerald shows up, we got plenty of time to assist Sunny.Tails: (smiles) Yeah. Maybe we should've brought Reize too so the Easter Beagle can help the Easter Bunny.Sunny: (pauses) Now whoever heard of an Easter Beagle?Mr. Bump: (raises hand) Oh! I do!Goomba: (frowns) Aside you, he means.Bowser: Ugh, fine. We'll help, but I better be getting something decent out of this.Finally, they left together. A bit later, inside the kitchen, the few paced around with the chef child as they waited for the timer in oven to finish.Kluger's Voice: Sunny kept his word, and for months and months, he labored to the friends, the baker and Hallelujah Jones, trying to make an Easter Bean. Oh they had many failures, but then one day...Then, the timer bell rang.Mr. Bump: Oh, time's up class.Sunny: Uh, that's just the timer.Mr. Bump: Well, class's dismissed! (glares) Except you, Tyrone! Now someone get me a soda so I can pour it on Junior's computer.Boy Chef: It's done!Hallelujah: Hallelujah!Sunny: Let's see.They went to the oven as Sunny realized.Sunny: What's a computer?The clamp with mitts were taken before the oven opened up, the cooked jelly beans taken out.Wander: Easy now. Eaaaassy now.It was then tasted by the baker, bunnies, and bum.Boy Chef: Mmm! Delicious!Sunny: Mmm! Delicious!Hallelujah: Mmm-mmm! De-licorice!The few laugh a bit with Plague Knight eating his.Mona: Sooo, what's yours?Plague Knight: (pauses) Booger.Koopa Troopa: (sweatdrops) Yeah, we'll leave out the vomit and booger and bad tasting ones for here then.As a few tasted theirs, each enjoying their pieces, the Shy Guy looked at a few beans.Shy Guy: Right, I'll taste 'em to make sure.Mr. Fussy: Uh no. You will NOT!Kluger's Voice: Why, do you know what they've gone and invented?Envelopes, Stamps, & Mails' Voices: JELLYBEANS!Kluger's Voice: Right, the world's first Easter jellybeans.Later, the chickens laughed as they piled the piles of eggs while the eggs were seen going through lines where each egg was colored, some with extra color stripes.Kluger's Voice: Well Easter was only a little way off and the Hen sisters had to make lots of new Easter eggsMany were seen gathered with the eggs each put in a pile.(The Present)Kluger: On the day before Easter, Sunny and friends started out for Town again.Chugs: Eggs and jellybeans. Eggs and jellybeans. Eggs and jellybeans. Eggs and jellybeans.(The Past)The group accompanied by the kid chef and teacher followed Sunny with the colored eggs before they heard stomping sounds.Kluger's Voice: Oh, of course, wouldn't you know ol' Gadzooks met 'em again?A few wince a bit with the girl teacher hiding.Miss Calamity: Ugh, not him again.Sleet: Oh great, the greedy bear's back. (dryly) If we knew he was coming, I would've baked him a birthday cake.Mr. Scatterbrain grins as he held up a birthday cake.Mr. Scatterbrain: Good news! I did it! Hee hee!Nic: (annoyed/sweatdrops) Sarcasm's another language for you, isn't it?At that moment, the bear approached as he roared.Gadzooks: Rrrrabbits. Gadzooks.Mr. Scatterbrain: (shows a cake) Hiya, Big Bear Guy. Banjo and I brought cake.Gadzooks notices then grabs the cake and swallows it whole. He burps.Gadzooks: Needs more cream filling.Banjo: Hey, at least share!Gadzooks: I don't share with no one! (looks at basket) Let me see that!He snatched Sunny and Plague Knight's baskets.Sunny: (worried) Gadzooks, give them back to us, please!Dingo: Yeah, you're gonna break it!Gadzooks: (noticing) Bah. More colored stones. I hates colored stones, rrrrabbits!He roared as he twirled and tossed the basket with eggs up in the air.Some: Oh no!Pew: Well crap!A few terrified ones were blocked with Mr. Nervous gulping.Mr. Nervous: Now what?Miss Scary: I'd scare him if I brought or made something scary.Sylvia: OR at least if I could put a dent in that guy. Seriously, last week, I punched him and he felt like he was made of stone!Wander: That's how strong he is.Kluger's Voice: All their hard work for nothing.Kazooie: (looks up/anger mark) You think, Kluger?!(End of Chapter 2)
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